Y'all ready for some eye candy up in herr'? Yeah, we just said y'all. And it doesn't suit either of us.
ANYway, lately we've been recoNIZin' how many beautiful women there are in showbiz, and thought we'd make a list of those we really wish more than ANYTHING EVER were lesbian-tastic. Because obviously then they'd love us and we could live happily ever after in our polygamous lesbian relationship with all these women. All of them.
Sarah's number one girly crush, and probably her first love, on Home & Away back in the day. I mean, gorgeous.
Laura's number one girly crush! Not really for the acting (what's she in again?), just for the smoldering amazingness.
Because how amazing and funny and awesome is she? And super hot to boot, though more as a redhead than a blonde!
Zooey Deschanel/Katy Perry
One of them sang about kissing a girl, but I'm not sure who, because THEY LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE!! Anyway, we wish they'd both continue to kiss girls and not date douches like John Mayer. Katy's boob attire is fabulous, also.
She's already mostly made up of rainbows (she even named her new daughter Rainbow!) so would it have been that much of a stretch for her to have left Hef for... Laura. She's so cute preggo too! But we didn't put any pics in because we would have felt like creepers.
Again, fun, quirky, funny and intelligent - and totally rocks a pixie cut.
We think she's probably on every girl's list! She's just perfect. And she already (very convincingly) plays a lesbian on TV, so we think it should extend to her real life.
Laura has loved her since she was Jackie on That 70's Show - and she's got a hot dark streak. And speaks Russian!
Looking at this list, its obvious we LOVE funny girls - there's nothing hotter than a sense of humor! (and great boobs. Like Anna.)
Last but certainly not least, is Sarah's doppelganger. She's certainly not as glamorous as some of the other girls, but definitely has a little somethin' somethin' - she's so funny and hot and awesome.
Who's on your 'Gay Agenda'? (That's right Republicans, we want your hotties!! - Sincerely, the entire LGBT community)